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Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I Will Throw A Fucking Chair At Your Face Shirt
$26.99 $22.99
Really! Do you love shirt? Buy it now before lose it forever. Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I Will Throw A Fucking Chair At Your Face Shirt. Limited edition, available on our store in a few days.
Product Description
I am an Alpha Male I don’t like wearing shirts that are too graphic. It makes me look stupid, it makes me insecure, and it makes my women resent me. So this is what I do when I wear a t-shirt that says “I will throw a fucking chair at your face”. “I’m not one of those people that would ever use a resume on the internet. I may post it as part of my portfolio but I don’t think it will get in front of any other companies or contacts.
Imagine a tiny, simple tee with an effervescent design. And now you’re asking for it to be superimposed on your face! Our first idea was a basic pair of denim jeans and then more research informed us that we needed a white T-shirt. I don’t like to feel weak but there is a real need for people to know I am okay with being in my own private spaces. You guys are my friends so it’s important to me that you know what you’re talking about when I ask something of you. As an example I will sometimes tell you that the haters are stupid, or maybe it’s because they gave me some criticism. But let’s be honest here. When someone says “you should never do china” then we all have issue with this statement and feel bad for them.
Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I Will Throw A Fucking Chair At Your Face Shirt and ladies tee
A funny guy from New Mexico has decided to take his family and their $525,000 snowmobile off the road. He’s going to sit in it for six months, because he thinks like a man, and isn’t afraid of being hit by cars or shot at, God forbid. He then decides that he’ll eat all day, which causes him enormous stress until he collapses on the side of a hot tub. This results in one of the coolest trends I’ve ever seen (and some pretty hilarious people who think they’re cooler than me). This is a cool shirt. It makes me happy to be in it. I think this is the best t-shirt ever made, and honestly, that’s saying something with me having no clue what sex sells.
Don’t Tell Me To Calm Down I Will Throw A Fucking Chair At Your Face Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
This shirt is designed to keep you calm when you’re trying to sleep and gets a lot of use wearing it at work. I’m not saying it’s an anti-climax, but if your job involves making sure people on the street know where you live… this may serve as a decent piece of clothing to have on. This shirt is a must-have for all of your customers who need to understand that you have an attitude. The shirt looks awesome with the logo print on it, and if you’re looking for a great overall look, this would make a great choice.
Hoodie Style
MATERIALS
8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
MORE INFO
Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)
Long Sleeve Style
MATERIALS
6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface.
Men Style
MATERIALS
5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton.
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Premium Style
MATERIALS
4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA.
Sweatshirt
MATERIALS
7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
MORE INFO
Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.
Women Jersey Tank Top
MATERIALS
Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles
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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label
Women Style
MATERIALS
5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester
MORE INFO
Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label.
george rodriguez –
I’ll show you a shirt that’s officially called “Don’t Tell a Monkey”.
Florence Page –
By the time I get to the end of this article, it should be pretty obvious that this product isn’t for me. I’ve never worn a t-shirt in my life. I wear the size medium in clothing that is designed for the small. I would never wear a t-shirt in an actual work shirt. I would just wear…
JASON DY –
I LOVE my shirt. I have been wearing it for years and love the shape and the quality. I bought it for my husband’s birthday and he loves it too. It fits perfect and is super soft. I am going to order an additional pair of the same color because my husband doesn’t like to wear 3 color shirts at the same time. I have some of the same color shirts but he doesn’t wear them because he thinks it looks too flashy but he is an excellent sport. I am happy with my purchase and will buy another shirt for my husband.
Rebecca Colon –
The shirt is really nice and soft. It fits really well. It’s not the best shirt to wear but it’s not bad.
Ezekial Collins –
My girlfriend loves this shirt. It’s just exactly what she wanted. She loves the fact that it’s 100% cotton and it’s a nice quality. A lot of the other shirts she’s seen say Made in China or made in Vietnam, but not this one. This shirt is made in the USA. I think it’s still a good quality shirt. I don’t think I’ve ever gotten scammed. It’s just a very classy shirt. I don’t think I’ve ever seen this in a store and was wondering what to do if I was buying it online.
Pamela Murphy –
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DANIEL BUSH –
I ordered this shirt because i wanted to be able to wear it with my t-shirt and it looked great. Then i found that it wasn’t going to fit my chest so i’d have to go back for a second one and it wouldn’t fit. I ordered a different shirt from the website and it fit perfectly! I’m extremely happy with this shirt and if your looking for a simple and comfortable t-shirt that can be worn with everything its the shirt for you. I highly recommend this shirt, i will be buying more of it.
Alexandria Saucedo –
I’m in my mid-fifties and I get a lot of crap for my age. I know that I’m not the first person to get ugly, but it still bothers me. Teenagers get a lot of shit for not being able to read. I hate to be that person where I can’t read or don’t have a good paper so when something like this comes to me it’s almost like a slap in the face.